Everyone is pretty much familiar with the whole “Sh*t People Say” meme, but this video posted by Scotty321 is pretty much spot on in mocking Apple fanatics.
You know who we're referring to, that person who always gushes over the latest Apple gadget, who won't stop yapping about the virtues of Apple security, and who pretty much worship everything ever made by Steve Jobs (RIP). But be warned, because the dialogue gets a little awkward sometime around the 1:15 mark. Does this sound like something you would say?