Introducing Perry Michaelson. With his flannel shirts and oversized glasses, this creepy looking photographer might seem more than a little familiar to some folks in the fashion industry. And Funny or Die offers this inside look to what a day in Perry twisted, perverted life is like (NSFW audio):


Despite all his flaws, Perry is certainly living the dream. We can't imagine anyone else getting paid "...to roofie girls, put my wang on their face, and then hide them in the trunk of my car."