Introducing Boink, a new social media app that matches you with people based on your
sexual compatibility and steers you clear from ladies with weird sex fetishes:
According to the site, users can enter their
sexual proclivities into their android phones and the app will then generate a profile for you. If the chick you're about to bone happens to have a Boink app installed, then bang your
phones together to see whether or not the two of
you should get it on.