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See that creepy plush toy hovering behind that guy's shoulder? It's a new conservative campaign called The Purity Bear to promote the Day of Purity. Based on the clip below, he appears magically behind tempted teens before telepathically warning them that having sex before marriage is literally the worst decision you could possibly make. And don't even think about touching your junk when you're alone at night, because Purity Bear is always watching you....