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        <title><![CDATA[MENKNOWPAUSE.COM COMEDY - NEWS]]></title>
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        <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 09:46:52 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Ron Burgandy interviews Roy Williams and Tom Izzo]]></title>
            <author><![CDATA[willy]]></author>
            <link><![CDATA[http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_comedy_news/1496468]]></link>
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						</a>Tonight's
NCAA men's basketball championship pits the University of North
Carolina against Michigan State at Ford Field in Detroit. What are the
odds that Will Ferrell, as his Anchorman
character Ron Burgandy, scored one-on-one interviews with both coaches
last year during his Funny or Die tour? No ...</p><br clear="all"/>]]></description>
                        <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:34:18 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Stories Behind Your Favorite Cereal Mascots]]></title>
            <author><![CDATA[kylie]]></author>
            <link><![CDATA[http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_comedy_news/3241]]></link>
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						</a>One of the grossest things about cold cereal is when it gets too soggy and
turns mushy. Captain Horatio P. Crunch was born in response to a survey kids
that said they hated soggy cereal. Jay Ward (above) drew the captain and,
according to his daughter, based the cartoon on himself. The honorable cap...</p><br clear="all"/>]]></description>
                        <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:02:46 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Stories Behind 10 Famous Product Placements]]></title>
            <author><![CDATA[kylie]]></author>
            <link><![CDATA[http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_comedy_news/3238]]></link>
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						</a>1. Junior Mints, Seinfeld

“Who’s gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It’s chocolate, it’s
peppermint, it’s delicious!” Were truer words ever spoken? But it might not
have been that way—other candy companies were originally asked for permission
to place their product in that episode. Not seeing the humor...</p><br clear="all"/>]]></description>
                        <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:59:10 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Romans Used 20-Sided Dice Two Millennia Before D&D]]></title>
            <author><![CDATA[kylie]]></author>
            <link><![CDATA[http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_comedy_news/3229]]></link>
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						</a>Many of us geeks take great pride in the ability to recite the history of
role-playing games based on the 20-sided die, but what about the history of the
die itself? Apparently it predates the original Dungeons and Dragons by almost
two millenia.

Christie's, auctioneer to the rich and famous, sold ...</p><br clear="all"/>]]></description>
                        <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:52:47 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Nuts may be solution to dirty cattle belches]]></title>
            <author><![CDATA[kylie]]></author>
            <link><![CDATA[http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_comedy_news/3222]]></link>
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						</a>TOKYO
(Reuters) - The cast offs from snacking on cashews may help fight global
warming caused by animals that belch methane.

Tests in Japan
have show that oil produced from the shell of the cashew nut may slash by 90
percent the methane emissions from belching cattle when mixed as an additive to
fe...</p><br clear="all"/>]]></description>
                        <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:49:28 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[900-pound man]]></title>
            <author><![CDATA[kylie]]></author>
            <link><![CDATA[http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_comedy_news/3204]]></link>
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						</a>In the news, firefighters in Lansing, Michigan used a forklift to remove a
900-pound man from his home.



First, let me say I have a policy against making fun of overweight people. I
am not superstitious, and do not believe in will power. Every moist robot has a
different program. This particular 9...</p><br clear="all"/>]]></description>
                        <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:25:07 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[6 of History’s Greatest Art Heists and Scams]]></title>
            <author><![CDATA[Candy Kate]]></author>
            <link><![CDATA[http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_comedy_news/3088]]></link>
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Since 1832, some of the greatest treasures of ancient Greek 
civilization have been residing in the British Museum. And the Greeks, who understandably 
consider themselves the rightful owners of things Greek, want their stuff back. 
The objects in question are the Elgin Marbles, so called because t...</p><br clear="all"/>]]></description>
                        <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:54:16 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[5 Leaders Who Spent Their Countries Into The Ground]]></title>
            <author><![CDATA[Candy Kate]]></author>
            <link><![CDATA[http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_comedy_news/3007]]></link>
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						</a>1. Caligula’s Bridge (Over Very Troubled 
Waters)
As he was going mad, 
the Roman emperor Caligula began spending money on increasingly bizarre and 
extravagant projects to satisfy his megalomaniacal whims. Among Caligula’s best 
efforts: constructing a three-mile pontoon bridge across the Bay of Na...</p><br clear="all"/>]]></description>
                        <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:20:52 +0800</pubDate>
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