1. Catalogue Model
Her soulful, dramatic and talented performance in the Fornarina advertisement could sure fire up her chances of being a catalogue model! You know, the ones that model those 70% discounted frocks and promotions in those supermarket catalogues.. I mean, if i saw a messed-up, famous skeleton with a wig in a catalogue, I'd sure want to buy those clothes right away! Lindsay has been wanting to start up a modelling career because she doesn't call it "work" but rather "fun", so why not?
Fornarina Advertisement

2. Backup Dancer
After her surprising appearance on stage at Lily Allen's concert, it does come to mind that the celebrity DOES look in place as a backup dancer or backup singer. Maybe she wouldn't have to look so foolish if she chose that as a career AND she wouldn't have to steal Lily's limelight.. Lindsay could dance BEHIND Lily and have the satisfaction of feeling that SHE had made Lily's performance go even better than it could have if it was just Lily.
Lily Allen's Womanizer



3. Make a Sequel of "Mean Girls 2"
Mean Girls was her stepping stone to fame and stardom. Why not make a sequel of the movie that brought it all? That is IF any director would want to hire her.



4. Salvage Her Limelight by Including Herself in "Living Lohan"
Why not? Reality television shows are sprouting up everywhere! It's what every fading star is starting to do. Look at Denise Richards,not so famous anymore - MAKE A REALITY TV SHOW! The Kardashian family, not as famous as Kim Kardashian - MAKE A REALITY TV SHOW! Snoop Dogg, getting old - MAKE A REALITY TV SHOW! Mama Lohan and Little Lohan already have one of their own (having always been in the shadow of Lindsay and now rising to fame themselves), why not salvage some of their fame by joining in to the fun! Then Lindsay can prove to the world how un-screwed up she is, how family-oriented she is, how she wants to save the world, that (IF) she really eats solid food, or steal the spotlight of Ali by stalking her to all her auditions...

5. Start an Advice Column or Hotline
Why not? It's easy to make some money. She can advice other stars on how to deal with the limelight, IF they are as popular as her, or IF the media is as "obsessed" with them as she is. She apparently had adviced her "Just My Luck" fellow actor Chris Pine on how to deal with rising stardom. This could be a revolutionary stepping stone for Lindsay! Just think - in time, EVERY rising star would consult Lindsay when they start noticing people following them!



6. Dietician
She could advice people on how to lose weight in desperate measures! Liquid diets, smoking, candy, red bull, recession, unemployment, and failed movies are the key! She can be her own walking example!



7. Find work in China
She could restart her career in China! She actually has a chance there..

8. Stripper or Pole Dancer
In her movie "I Know Who Killed Me" Lindsay does a seductive, sexy stripping scene as well as a sex scene. I say she's on the right path! What easier way to make a few hundred or thousands in one night (available to men AND women). Plus, she seems to enjoy it.
I Know Who Killed Me



9. Join a Game Show or Reality Competition
Whats the easiest way to win some money and gain some attention? Join a game show or a competition that features other washed-up stars! She could do "dancing with the stars" (if she is sober enough to dance without falling), or even join a show like "are you smarter than a 5th grader" (though, i doubt she is) or perhaps become a judge for a show like "America's Got Talent" (cos' you have washed up stars like Brandy and David Hasselhuff)..



10. Activist for Anti-Media movement
The Media is Evil. The Media is to blame ENTIRELY for Lindsay's downfall. I mean, it is because of the Media that she became a lesbian, drug addict, drunkard, that she got arrested, is out of a job, uses a competing brand of spray tan other than her own, or even the reason she goes clubbing and partying.. it's allllllll the media's fault. No one elses - according to Lindsay of course. She could start a movement against the media.
But ironically, it IS the media that made her famous. And she would only make money out of this IF she had media coverage. Which would mean that she would then fall from grace all over again and then blame it on the media...